So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
I love chicken
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
I’m so in love with this
[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.
me @ the movies
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home